How do you like my new teeth?
Frankly, I think they're a pain in the butt.
This whole "teething" business -- not cool. At all.
Not to mention all the brushing, flossing, braces, retainers, cavities, whiteners and dentists to come....ugh.
Don't even mention the words "head" and "gear" if you know what's good for you, parental units.
Can't I just skip to dentures, and save everybody a few sleepless nights?
At least they look cute.
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